Friday, August 31, 2007

More old school internet funny

You have to admit these two were really funny and original at the time, now any idiot with a camera can get on youtube.

Disney has it out againest Mothers

So I have this theory that Disney does not like mothers.

Let's think about this, Disney says they are a family company and they are a kid friendly company, and they promote the imagination of our nations you. But were are all the mothers in their stories. (i have another beef with Disney about the whole princess' and knight in shining armor thing, but that is for another ramble)

Where are all the mothers??

Ariel from the Little Mermaid only had a father

Belle from Beauty and the Beast only had a father

Jasmine from Aladin only had a father

Pocahontas did not have a mother only a father

Mulan only had dad, she even went and fought in his place during a war.

Sleeping Beauty did not have a mother

Did Snow White have a mom... NO.

Cinderella had a mother but she was a step-mother and was "evil." Maybe we can blame the terrible stigma that step mother have on Disney. Maybe stepmother would have been more warmly embarrassed by their step children had Disney not tainted the step parent waters.

Bambi had mom, but what happened to her...she died.

Tarzan had both of his human parents die.

Okay, there were a few mom's... Simba from the Lion King had a mom that actually save the day, the parent in Toy Story was a mom, but you never did see her. Dumbo had a mom, but she did not like him for a while. Even the mom in Mary Poppins was scarcely around.

So can somebody explain to me what is up with why Disney has it out against moms'??

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Old School Internet funny

Remember this guy, this guys could have been the birth of Youtube--the Numa Numa Guy.
I am a little embarassed to admit this but I did out and buy this song from itunes, it is a pretty good song. I like it anyway.

DC United kicks ass

So, DC United soccer team is on a 5 game win streak, this is ridiculous, they are going to over come the NE Revolution soon and be top of the table. Which is really good going into the home stretch of the end of the season.
Everyone is playing well, Ben Olsen has hit is stride and is playing really well and very smart. Moreno is the current all time MLS goal scoring leader with 109 goals in his career. The wife and i were there for the momentous occasion. Oh, we were also there for the David Beckham debut game a few weeks ago at RFK. The place was sold out and quite possibly the loudest i have ever heard from that stadium in the last 10 years of going to DCU and international soccer games there.
But back to DC United, i am little pissed that Josh Gros is not continually starting, he has been bounced around the line up and needs to be a constant presence on the left wing at mid fielder, were he belonging. That kid has the best work ethic of any pro athlete in any pro sport, it is brilliant how hard he tries.
Okay, enough rambling today. Talk at you next time.

Friday, August 10, 2007


This quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Soccer Skills

These kids is really good, but i really want the name and title of the song the first one uses. Too bad these kid probably can not play for a real team, they have too much skill and attitude. you be the judge, who is better.
Vote now and vote often. They both start out the same so make sure you watch them both.